paime Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 Has anyone ever told you you look like Edward Norton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 Has anyone ever told you you look like Edward Norton?Many many times. I don't really see it myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 Many many times. I don't really see it myself.You should invest in a mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 "Do you know the phone number for here?""Yes. 01224-123456""That's not it. That's next door. It's 01224-123457."Well then why the fuck did you ask me if you knew it? Dickhead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 "There's a folder on the server called 'Logo PSDs', any idea what that is?""Logos.""Oh, really?"Jesus titty fucking christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 I want to spend a day at your work. Hitting people.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 Every work related stupid thing I have ever posted in here has been about the SAME guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 He must fall down a lot?xx 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 *after sending colleague a number of video files, each one named -01/-02/-03 etc*"So should these all play in order of the file name?""Yes.""So what should it start with? 01 and then 02 and so on?"Seriously. He just said that. I'm going to sacrifice my cock to Talos via a can of Dr Pepper if this keeps up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 I feel for you, bro.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 can you not just punch him, and use the excuse it's for the good of all humanity that it happened. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 Thick Colleague: *something stupid as fuck that I can't be arsed explaining but rest assured it was really fucking stupid*ARGH! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 You really need to accidentally injure this person. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 You should invest in a mirror.He did but he just saw Brad Pitt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 I'd return that mirror. It sounds like it's broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 Breaking consumer goods and then returning them - That's pretty 'Project Mahyem'. It's not blowing up banks, but it's a start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted October 27, 2012 Report Share Posted October 27, 2012 Left fucking earphone bud just cut out at the start of a quiet week offshore. Worse than pro-life creationists. Damn and blast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 27, 2012 Report Share Posted October 27, 2012 Left fucking earphone bud just cut out at the start of a quiet week offshore. Worse than pro-life creationists. Damn and blast.That'll stink if you listen to something with panned duelling guitar harmonies. You'll only get one guitar part, and you will be deeply unfulfilled. Thin Lizzy will sound shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted October 27, 2012 Report Share Posted October 27, 2012 Supermarket staff working in fancy dress. cocks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted October 27, 2012 Report Share Posted October 27, 2012 That'll stink if you listen to something with panned duelling guitar harmonies. You'll only get one guitar part, and you will be deeply unfulfilled. Thin Lizzy will sound shit.Fortunately I carry a pair of ipod headphones spare, but they don't blot out the sound of people from Lowestoft shouting at their girlfriends down the phone in the service office as effectively as the old earbuds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 27, 2012 Report Share Posted October 27, 2012 Fortunately I carry a pair of ipod headphones spare, but they don't blot out the sound of people from Lowestoft shouting at their girlfriends down the phone in the service office as effectively as the old earbuds.As long as you can still listen to "Waiting for an Alibi" in full stereo glory, that's the main thing here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 Cunt At Work: Bob won't be in today.Me: Yeah I know I saw the email he sent to everyone in the office.CAW: Yeah he is off sick.Me:...Yeah I know I saw the email.This happens all the time. Urge to kill rising. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 I hope Bob got that email signed by his mum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoney_stu Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 No he faked his Mums signature ... just like we all did at school ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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