Gypsum_Fantastic Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Combine the pay of both of them and I might do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Combine the pay of both of them and I might do it. I could do the job on my own really. Sack them both and give me their combined salary, on top of mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 I started a new job last week and it's fucking balls. Worse than my last one and I didn't think that was possible.Bummer. What you doing now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Bummer. What you doing now? Fucking balls. Can you not read? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 I could do the job on my own really. Sack them both and give me their combined salary, on top of mine. You need to get with the programme and do fuck all too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Bummer. What you doing now?Working in the office of a security company, organising the armoured vans that collect / deliver money to shops. Still vaguely call centrey but on a much smaller scale. There's only 5 people in my department, though the company is ginormous. You will have probably heard of them. They do concert and event security, prison guards, bouncers etc as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 They've been in the news a lot this week: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24805255http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-24803350http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-24724304http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-24720069 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 They've been in the news a lot this week:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24805255http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-24803350http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-24724304http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-24720069A great bunch of lads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Working in the office of a security company, organising the armoured vans that collect / deliver money to shops. Still vaguely call centrey but on a much smaller scale. There's only 5 people in my department, though the company is ginormous. You will have probably heard of them. They do concert and event security, prison guards, bouncers etc as well. At least you've got a potential progression towards an inside man/lacky type criminal job. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 AGFW...this actual conversation just happened...AGFW: Have you seen that film?TBAGS: Which film?AGFW: Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.TBAGS: Yes.AGFW: The second one?TBAGS: No.AGFW: Oh. So why did you say yes?TBAGS: Because you didn't say the second one. If you don't say "2" at the end, I don't know you're talking about the second one.AGFW: Oh. Oh yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Working in the office of a security company, organising the armoured vans that collect / deliver money to shops. Still vaguely call centrey but on a much smaller scale. There's only 5 people in my department, though the company is ginormous. You will have probably heard of them. They do concert and event security, prison guards, bouncers etc as well. Sounds like less of a headache than dealing with the moaning public complain about their phones no? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 Dickhead flatmates who don't know how a boiler works and is worrying too much about money then the rest of the people in the flat being warm. We have been having running battles the last few days over the heating. I have put it on timers so it comes on first thing in the morning, just before everyone comes home and in the evening. My arsehole flatmate keeps insisting that the heating be switched off at the control dial. Several notes back and forth resulted in me talking to him about it all last night and thinking I had sorted it all out. Cue me going to bed thinking the room would be a bit warmer then normal in the morning. Wake up this morning, still cold, feel the radiator and stone cold. Go to make breakfast and sure enough the heating is off at the dial, fuck head totally ignored everything I had said to him last night. I really really really want to smash his face in so that he has to stay in hospital and not have to worry about him. I understand the worry about the bills, but if you can't afford to live in a flat that is really cheap for Edinburgh anyway, you need to re-evaluate either your career choices or your living situation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 Dickhead flatmates who don't know how a boiler works and is worrying too much about money then the rest of the people in the flat being warm. We have been having running battles the last few days over the heating. I have put it on timers so it comes on first thing in the morning, just before everyone comes home and in the evening. My arsehole flatmate keeps insisting that the heating be switched off at the control dial. Several notes back and forth resulted in me talking to him about it all last night and thinking I had sorted it all out. Cue me going to bed thinking the room would be a bit warmer then normal in the morning. Wake up this morning, still cold, feel the radiator and stone cold. Go to make breakfast and sure enough the heating is off at the dial, fuck head totally ignored everything I had said to him last night. I really really really want to smash his face in so that he has to stay in hospital and not have to worry about him. I understand the worry about the bills, but if you can't afford to live in a flat that is really cheap for Edinburgh anyway, you need to re-evaluate either your career choices or your living situation.I hate folk like that. On the reverse though, I had a flatmate that would leave her electric heater running all day because she was lazy/couldn't work the timer. So while me and the ex were poor students with about 9 duvets to keep warm and wondering why the electric was going down so fast, she was away at work making the room warm for imaginary friends or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 Pet Hate - rookie mistakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 Did you mis-calculate your probationary period and engage in some laddish behaviour in the office resulting in your immediate termination? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 Did you mis-calculate your probationary period and engage in some laddish behaviour in the office resulting in your immediate termination?Nahh. Left a kiss till the end of the night, too much pressure, bottled it. And that's after having her pure cuddling in to me in my flat, next to my bed. Rookie move. I feel like YoungA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 US tv scheduling. The new season of parks and rec had five episodes shown before a one month break. What's the point? Give me what I want, when I want! And no I'm not going to pay for it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 Nahh. Left a kiss till the end of the night, too much pressure, bottled it. And that's after having her pure cuddling in to me in my flat, next to my bed. Rookie move. I feel like YoungA.Dude! You should have come to us for advice. It obviously works for YoungA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 Nahh. Left a kiss till the end of the night, too much pressure, bottled it. And that's after having her pure cuddling in to me in my flat, next to my bed. Rookie move. I feel like YoungA. I thought you had a girlfriend?#Icantkeepup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 US tv scheduling. The new season of parks and rec had five episodes shown before a one month break. What's the point? Give me what I want, when I want! And no I'm not going to pay for it! I don't understand US telly seasons. Used to happen with the Office all the time. I'd just go to download it every friday morning like normal, but it wasn't there. Unexpected breaks where there's no episodes for weeks. Imagine if they did that with Breaking Bad? "Sorry guys. The 2nd to last episode won't be on this week, because of sports or something. Maybe we'll show it next week? We don't know yet" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 Is it not due to them filming the series while showing them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 So does Jake have a girlfriend or not? I thought they lived together and everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 So does Jake have a girlfriend or not? I thought they lived together and everything.That was early this year. Broke up with her, then went out with another girl, broke up with her this week. ladz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 That was early this year. Broke up with her, then went out with another girl, broke up with her this week. ladz. Thanks for clearing that up. What happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 Christmas is coming up and the poor lass just couldn't handle all the main present drama. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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