Monster Zero Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 I always found The Smiths reputation as miserablists weird, their lyrics are pretty damn funny. Then again, some folk probably wouldn't listen to lyrics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 my bed broke so im stuck on the sofa till my new bed arrives next friday which is an absolute disgrace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 Total disgrace, that. Have you put it in writing to the Ombudsman? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 Total disgrace, that. Have you put it in writing to the Ombedsman? Surely? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 Can't believe there's no next day delivery on beds. This is Britain for fuck sake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 Can't believe there's no next day delivery on beds. This is Britain for fuck sake! Cameron's Britain though. No next day delivery on beds for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 This grievance popped into my head today. I can't be doing with people who comment on music you are listening to as "depressing", as if listening to it will have you slitting your wrists after 5 minutes. I wonder if these folk can only listen to happy music in case their fragile and malleable brains interpret the emotion of the music literally and retreat to a corner for a good cry. I guess they only ever listen to "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves. Even using the term happy is myself over generalising, but I've met far too many people who categorise music as either good or depressing. Depressing seems to be any type of music less than 90 bpm, as it's not like I'm blasting out "Berlin" by Lou Reed 24 hours a day. Not recently anyway. I haven't come across this in a long time but it certainly used to annoy me a lot, especially as there was a time almost all the music I listened to would have fit in that category. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Just catching up on this thread, congratulations to YoungA on coming out.Nobody came out when I was at school. Makes me feel old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Just catching up on this thread, congratulations to YoungA on coming out.Nobody came out when I was at school. Makes me feel old. Well, for all the things that are getting worse at least some things are getting better. One girl came out at the my school but she's now married to a man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Dare I ask how you broke your bed, YoungA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Work cunts stealing my food from the fridge. Why would someone be so cunty? It was only a couple of bananas and a can of Pepsi. It's the principle though. Don't be a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladstone Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Bananas in the fridge? Are you mental? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 I love a chilled banana. Especially as my office has a tropical climate.Whose side are you on here? Are you one of them?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Chilling a banana makes it go black, and you know what they say about a black banana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 I always chill my bananas. They never go black. But I usually eat them within a day or two of chilling. Then there's frozen bananas. Top nosh.Anyway. This isn't about how to serve up a banana. It's about thieves. The thieves are everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 (edited) There is clearly only one answer: a monkey in your office. They fucking love Pepsi. Edited March 25, 2014 by Adam Easy Wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladstone Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 To be honest JS, I'm not sure whose side to be on here. I don't like thievery, but really, if you put a banana in the fridge, you get what you deserve in my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Clearly the words of a man who has never had a chilled banana. Try it. You'll never go back to room temperature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 I love a chilled banana. Especially as my office has a tropical climate. Obviously if you visit the tropics you'll often find bananas stored in fridges. It's not like they grow on trees over there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 I meant that a chilled banana is refreshing to have in the sauna office I work in. Natures ice lolly.Forget the food item, and it's much disputed ideal temperature. We're talking about thieves here.Ye set o' bastards ye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Dare I ask how you broke your bed, YoungA?Fully embracing his new lifestyle. You know what that lot are like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 There's always money in the banana stand. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Chilling bananas is much worse than thievery in my book. And no I've never tried it. I'm not going to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 There's always money in the banana stand when you steal your stock from Soda Jerk and pass it off as new. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Nobody has ever had a chilled or frozen banana?I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!mugatu.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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