Flights Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 The world is my gym Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 I like swimming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Why do people need to go to the gym anyway, why not just go for a job, or long walks or anything like that, why pay money each month to do something you can do anywhere? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 I don't have a bike, I need one. But I have no where to put it. And I like swimming. Trust me, once I get a bike I'll cancel my membership and go swimming and cycling all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Ill sell you a bike, its a womans bike, but a good one. £50, bargin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 I'll wait for a man's bike, 'cause I'm a man's man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 debatable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 I was making that joke by saying I was a "man's man". As opposed to a "ladies man". As in, i'm a right willy woofter 'cause i'm on a diet ken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 I bench press cars on the road. While they're in motion. It's why I'm so ripped. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 I rarely know what your on about to be honest, i think most of us are in the same boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 YES MILNER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Thought you might appreciate that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 After being complete cuntnuggets yesterday, phoned today and they're saying it's stored at the depot. Despite saying they'd have it redelivered today.HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT YOU FUDS?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 My postie is awesome, if it needs a signature he does it himself and leaves it under the bin. Legend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 When i moved into my flat 2 years ago i ordered a BT vision box and at that time i was buying gringo from California which they sent over in boxes, came home from lunch to find my BT box and my box of weed sitting in the hallway infront of my door, with the card signed by the postie, thank god i live in a block of flats full of honest old people, otherwise someone would have thought xmas had come early for them. Couldnt really phone up royal mail and complain they left my £300 box of weed sitting without me signing for itt tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 I live a few houses away from my postie so he just keeps our parcels if we aren't in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Why do people need to go to the gym anyway, why not just go for a job, or long walks or anything like that, why pay money each month to do something you can do anywhere?To compare muscle and dick sizes. And to oggle the effect of gravity on females whilst they run up a digital mountain on a cross trainer. Probably. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 I think the ratio of size of muscles to size of dick goes like this:BIGGER MUSCLES = SMALLER DICK in direct proportion. Scientific. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Pet hate: Pets. I hate pets.WEIRD HUH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 I have very small muscles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Milner, you were buying weed through the post from the US?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 I have a very small sex muscle.fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 You wish. Your arse will be sore on Sunday morning.Pet Hate: Hurting friends when I'm trying to show them love, in the bum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Milner, you were buying weed through the post from the US?!I was indeed, was fantastic, 2 ounces of proper medicinally grown green for a mere £350. They even used to send it before you paid and after they received confirmation it had arrived they billed you! Sadly the woman had a stroke and they stopped it all. For about 18 months it was brilliant tho, only ever lost 2 packages through customs, and never once got any kinda trouble from it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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