The Milner Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 Alas as much as it will break slutbags's heart i dont have time for a band, a cat, halo, gringo and a woman, so ill stick to my brazzers porn for the moment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 I dont have a beard, i have no chance I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 "Adam and slutbags, living in a tree......" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 ahem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 Sorry jake i dont think Adam would want a 3 way with you involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 Why don't more people arrange to houseshare with their mates and whatnot, instead of strangers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 They very often do - but you don't knwo someone until you share a flat with them and they're around you all the time. Someone who seems very presentable can easily be a total tink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 My pan wrecking flat mate was and still is one of my best mates. Would I fuck ever live with him again though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 If I didn't live with the missus, I''d probably pay extra for a one-bedder in future, than houseshare again. My previous flatmate was ok, but the whole set up was a bit odd. We didn't have a living room, because he just spent all his time in his bedroom to his American girlfriend on Skype, so I jut lived in my room too, to reduce the awkward small talk when we would use the kitchen at the same time. He didn't make a mess, but he used to use the same pan and same plate every day, and ate the same meal (fresh stuffed pasta and some pasta sauce. always). The worst bit was that he never washed his pan or plate. Just kept eating and cooking over the dried on sauce that it left behind. Weird. Weird and gross. Mostly gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 First flat I stayed in was through a friend. Everyone in the flat at the time was pretty cool then over time people moved out to buy their own place etc. and gradually each room was taken by someone else. Almost without exception every single person that took the other 3 rooms were the untidiest people I've ever met. By the time I was the one that had been there the longest I had inherited the biggest bedroom and barely left it. Content instead to sit on my wee couch in my room playing xbox. Any plates and cutlery I used were stored in that room so no-one else could use them. Otherwise they ended up dirty and on the living room floor amongst the bin bags and empty pizza boxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 Yeah, fuck living with people. It's rubbish. Like SJ if I didn't live with my girlfriend I would 100% live on my own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 They very often do - but you don't knwo someone until you share a flat with them and they're around you all the time. Someone who seems very presentable can easily be a total tinkYeah exactly, all my previous flat mates have been pals before hand, but you dont know someone until you live with them, good friends and good people to live with tend to be different things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 I 100% prefer living on my own to sharing with people. I can live like a lazy, untidy bum if I want to*. No one other than me sees the place so it's FINE.*I don't want to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 Definitely. Had some wicked times with those manky hoors but I'd not got back there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 Haha beards are awesome, send me a photo I have my plates stored separately from my flatmates, because two seem to have a bad habit of storing them in their bedroom until we have no dishes at all left. Same with glasses and forks.The wanker flatmate has moved out, so yaaaaay. He was the only one who would "soak" pans, or make a curry and leave the remnants in the pan for a few days before putting them into a tupperware box and washing the pan. It was rank. He also used to order those two for one pizzas, and keep one (in it's box) in his cupboard for a few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 I lived on my own for about 6 months, but after years of living with 1 person or more it was well lonely, thats why i got the cat in the first place! But it was nice some nights having peace, but cooking for one is far more expensive than cooking for 2 or more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 When I'm a bit bored at work, I sometimes have a few games of pool on www.funkypool.com A pet hate is when players start chatting to you in the chat room. I'm just wanting to have a few games and then get back to work. The guy I'm currently playing against I think wants to be my mate or something. Here's a copy and paste of his shit chat...guest784 : mind not in gameguest784 : won any tournaments gladstone?gladstone: I think I have. I haven't played in a tournament for ages though!guest784 : I think you'd know if you had? Should be on your Funky Pool playing record?gladstone: I only play on this sometimes at work! Play on miniclip sometimes and can't remember if it's there or here that I've won a tournament or two.guest784 : okay i understandguest784 : minclip never played that? Is it better than funky pool?guest784 : just checking it out nowgladstone: It's easierguest784 : gg ulgladstone: I've won 2 tournaments on here apparently! 1 8 ball and 1 9 ballguest784 : okay lolguest784 : I should have a go at those touramentsguest784 : I won't be playing in miniclip as i play to much alreadyguest784 : shouldn't evern be on hereguest784 : complete waste of time reallyguest784 : I should be reading, studying and educating myselfguest784 : only come on here because i have so much going on that I just need to unwindguest784 : I find theraputicguest784 : do you think I could win a tourament?guest784 : I'm not even a memebr on heregladstone: probably - I'm playing pretty crap today - I must have been playing better when I won!!guest784 : we all have up and down daysguest784 : I might join one dayguest784 : can't be arsed at the momentguest784 : good for youguest784 : confidence back up and runningguest784 : takeaway tonight i think? really can't be bothered to cookguest784 : Chineseguest784 : Roast duck, plus sweet and sour chicken, 3 wandon soups and banana fritters, Mmmmm.guest784 : I don't think thesse loses count towards your funky pool record do they?gladstone: Na - it's "friendly" gamesguest784 : o thats goodguest784 : it's all practiceguest784 : lolguest784 : when your rolling your rollingguest784 : lolguest784 : I think of what to call myself if i do join? maybe, Bighead C u n t, or Thinks he's better than he really is, or Full of himself, lolguest784 : has to be something to upset the oposition lolguest784 : got to have a laughguest784 : don't want to take it all too seriously as there is always going to be someone better than me or you.guest784 : just enjoy it for what it is, a game.guest784 : could be the great come backguest784 : 9-4 down back to 9-9guest784 : the Jack Dempsey of the funky poolFucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 funky pool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 funky pool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 punky fool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 Why don't more people arrange to houseshare with their mates and whatnot, instead of strangers?Agreed about not knowing what someones like to live with until you're in together. I'm hopefully moving in with my girlfriend this autumn but I've lived with friends before and I'd advise against it: once you can have a go or ask about bills (rent, utilities etc) or living conditions/sanitation, the friendship can get very tense and just turn to hate. Moved in with two mates, I was a bit of a knob, so were they, and our relationship improved tenfold once we moved out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 I moved in with my ex after we had broke up, it was ok for about a year, then when the council tax went tits up I had to run around trying to sort it, even though it was in her name and i worked in echt 9-5, but she worked shifts in town, and got as far as I could without her being present.It was a great flat on Thistle Street just up from Baskin Robbins' we had some great parties during summer, just started hating each other more and more towards the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 I think I ruined the wok. Burn some food to it then just left it. 2 days it's been sitting there. I'll need to do some dishes tonight, and buy a new wok. Fuck knows why I used it, we have a slightly deep frying pan. I was just being an artsy fartsy wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 I think I ruined the wok. Burn some food to it then just left it. 2 days it's been sitting there. I'll need to do some dishes tonight, and buy a new wok. Fuck knows why I used it, we have a slightly deep frying pan. I was just being an artsy fartsy wanker.Heat up the wok then throw some water in to deglaze it. That should make it easier to scrape off the burnt bits (don't use a metal utensil to do this if it's non-stick obviously). Otherwise just leave it to soak in warm soapy water for a few hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Boil the kettle, pour boiling water in the wok and pick off the burnt bits with your nails, you big fucking jessie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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