Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Oh Jesus, I Megabussed to London once (there and back) it was horrific (sorry Jake). The heating was stuck on full blast on the way home so it got pretty messy. There were people fainting and all sorts. Basically just sweating all over each other. If a bus orgy was ever going to happen, it was that day, unfortunately it never did. Leads me to believe that an orgy on a public bus will never happen, but I do live in hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Your going to Scotland on holiday, stay away from there it rains all the time and the people touch you up, also everyone is negative they hate change. Change your holiday destination to North Korea you will enjoy it more.Jesus, what a miserable cunt you are. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 getting tickets to a buffalo wing cook off. 2000 people expected. Serious business 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 A megabus to London? Crikey. I detest getting it to Glasgow or Edinburgh. I couldn't stomach that jaunt. Another downside to it is that when you get off the bus, you're in London, and London is an arsehole. Oh Jesus, I Megabussed to London once (there and back) it was horrific (sorry Jake). The heating was stuck on full blast on the way home so it got pretty messy. There were people fainting and all sorts. Basically just sweating all over each other. If a bus orgy was ever going to happen, it was that day, unfortunately it never did. Leads me to believe that an orgy on a public bus will never happen, but I do live in hope. Well the ones I've booked both travel over night. So hopefully I can get a kip on it. I done to Manchester and back. On the way back we were next to the toilet most of the way. And between both buses was lots of trains and a week of camping. So, hopefully the London bus will be somewhat of a doddle. Might take a spare iPod though. Bringing loadsa books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 My mate once got to the Eurostar and realised he left his passport at home. He got the megabus back from London and said he actually considered getting off and walking around 50 miles into his journey. He was a broken man when he returned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 http://youarelistening.to ambient music with police radios playing over the top. insanely compelling. i recommend montreal as the french makes it even better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 My mate once got to the Eurostar and realised he left his passport at home. He got the megabus back from London and said he actually considered getting off and walking around 50 miles into his journey. He was a broken man when he returned.Did he leave his balls at home too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Oh boy, I did the Aberdeen - London megabus too many times and now the thought of it makes me have a panic attack.Overnight is fine if you've got nobody sitting next to you so can spread out and try to sleep, but if you can't manage it's rubbish and so you'll try to read a book or magazine only to find that the lighting is so awful that it's pretty much impossible, so you end up trying to keep yourself amused by looking at Twitter and Facebook on your phone even though nobody you know is posting anything because they're all asleep and you're running out of battery, then you're just sat staring out the window in darkness at a 4am Preston and you gain this irrational hatred of Preston because you're forced to gawp at the post-soviet misery bunker they have for a bus station while nobody gets on or off the bus and nobody is within sight so you know that the whole stop is utterly pointless, then you start judging the rest of the town and notice that the most modern looking building in Preston is a fucking post office. This is the bus station.The worst. Hate it. Hate it. Then you'll eventually start rolling into London at 6.30am and it gets light and you think "Everything is going to be okay now, these houses look like they're from Mary Poppins, this is brilliant, this has been worth the agony of sitting in the same seat for almost thirteen hours, not wanting to get up at toilet stops just in case you get back to your seat and can't get anywhere near as the minimal comfort you've found, can't wait to stop in London and get out and be in London" then you realise that it's 7am and nothing is open and you can't check into your Travelodge until 3pm and you have to walk around aimlessly until then carrying unfathomably unwieldy baggage when all you want to do is lie horizontally for a few minutes. But I'm sure you'll have a nice time, Jake. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 How much is the Megabus to London? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 How much is the Megabus to London? About 20 quid and your soul. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 I did the megabus trip to London a couple of times. It wasn't that bad really. Once got tickets for a pound each way. booyah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 I got a Megabus to Manchester with an old girlfriend. I fell asleep at Stonehaven, woke up in Glasgow to change buses, and then slept from south Glasgow all the way to Preston (where we got off). She doesn't sleep on public transport so had a great time. Poor girl... I was snoring and drooling as well, apparently. I'm such a delight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 http://adultcatfinder.com/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jaaakkkeee Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 There was a bus for a quid, but i missed out. So I had to spend 16 quid each way. I'm the kind of guy who'll fall asleep on your shoulder on the way to work, so I'm sure I'll be fine. ace-ic: job offer. boost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 There was a bus for a quid, but i missed out. So I had to spend 16 quid each way. I'm the kind of guy who'll fall asleep on your shoulder on the way to work, so I'm sure I'll be fine. ace-ic: job offer. boost. Aw, does this mean I won't be able to stalk you in Dyce anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Aw, does this mean I won't be able to stalk you in Dyce anymore?It does indeed. Have you noticed my change in headwear recently? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 It does indeed. Have you noticed my change in headwear recently? Nah, not seen you for a while as it happens (thankfully, lollollll!). Where's the new job? Congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Nah, not seen you for a while as it happens (thankfully, lollollll!). Where's the new job? (I have printed off a bunch of your worst posts and have them in an envelope ready to post)Congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cool Thinker Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Your going to Scotland on holiday, stay away from there it rains all the time and the people touch you up, also everyone is negative they hate change. Change your holiday destination to North Korea you will enjoy it more. This was an attempt to be funny since we are in Scotland but you people took it too seriously. Waltz I will never forget that negative rep. When I find people posts rubbish I will no longer feel bad when pressing it. A sad week for Aberdeen-Music indeed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 This was an attempt to be funny since we are in Scotland but you people took it too seriously. Waltz I will never forget that negative rep. When I find people posts rubbish I will no longer feel bad when pressing it. A sad week for Aberdeen-Music indeed."I will never forget that negative rep." "I will never forget that negative rep.""I will never forget that negative rep." "I will never forget that negative rep." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 The pal i'm visiting in London knows the bouncers at Relentless Garage. And apparently there's "sold out" and SOLD OUT. So, I might be able to go to Dead Swans if it's "sold out". Ace-ic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 The pal i'm visiting in London knows the bouncers at Relentless Garage. And apparently there's "sold out" and SOLD OUT. So, I might be able to go to Dead Swans if it's "sold out". Ace-ic.It's a good venue, that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 I wish I was a millionaire playing hockey with a Billionaire boss with heaps of cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Ace-ic: Just bought two new dogs. The first one is called Finn and the second one is called George. We pick them up on the 29th March, cannae wait, min! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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