Guest Gladstone Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 I've just came up with a theory. In a game of poker, fatman Ashley was on a hiding to nothing and in a last ditch attempt to win back his money, he raised Pardew's bet by putting the manager's job on the table, and then Pardew pulled out 3 aces... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 Pat Fenlon and Steve Calrke are the only two remotely inspiring applicants left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 Scorge could yet be the new boss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 There's lots of competition for that title!The Sandlot - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaRookie of the Year (film) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaAngels in the Outfield (1994 film) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaBaseball films are so much more entertaining that the actual sport!Don't forget Field Of Dreams! "if you build it, they will come". Actually no, that ones shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 Scorge could yet be the new boss As long as the EE don't run a 'PROSPECTIVE DONS BOSS IN WIFEBEATER SCANDAL' headline then it's still game on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 Pat Fenlon and Steve Calrke are the only two remotely inspiring applicants left.I dunno, I'd throw Billy Stark into that pot of respectability too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 Stark is not the worst choice, but he hardly gets the fans salivating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 Stark is not the worst choice, but he hardly gets the fans salivating.Exactly. Probably why it might be a wise choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 Hughton for Dons.McGhee for Newcastle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 Hughton for Dons.McGhee for Newcastle.McGhee is too big for Newcastle. Haven't you seen his wiki? He's got a track record, y'know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 My mistake. I suppose he's waiting for the Fergie job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 My mistake. I suppose he's waiting for the Fergie job.On a scale of one to two, he'd put the Manchester United job above the Newcastle job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 McGhee is too big for Newcastle. Haven't you seen his wiki? He's got a track record, y'know......and as he also liked to claim he didn't become a bad manager overnight.............it took 18 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Check it oot!BBC Sport - Football - Matty Burrows to attend Fifa Goal of the Year awards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Fucking hell. Pardew confirmed as Newcastle boss on a FIVE YEAR deal.What a bunch of fucking chumpycunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 5 years? I suppose Mike has guaranteed his mate Alan will at least get a nice pay off when he has to sack him.What fucking shambles Newcastle are. I used to always see their fans as being part of the problem but I really feel sorry for them in this situation. I doubt there's a singe one who wanted to see this happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Jazz Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Well obviously if you're going to sign one of your mates as manager, you'd want to make damn sure that when you inevitably sack him after less than a season, that you can send him packing with a massive severance deal.(EDIT: Damn, beat me to it.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 What a bunch of cuntsWelcome to Facebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 What a bunch of cuntsWelcome to Facebook"Aberdeen fans suffer from that same affliction Newcastle do by thinking that they have some god-given right to finish high in the League. With mindcripple Mark McGhee as their manager, this season has seen them hilariously struggle to even finish in the top 6. So much for the third team in Scottish football...Hopefully this season will see justice done, with both the fans and McGhee's delusions of grandeur brutally destroyed by finishing bottom of the SPL. Let's face it, if your team's season has been as shite as mine has, it's the little things like this that cheer you up"I must admit, I had a wee bit of a chuckle at this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Jobs for the boys.This situation has nothing at all to do with football.Pardew is going to fail quite heavily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 "Aberdeen fans suffer from that same affliction Newcastle do by thinking that they have some god-given right to finish high in the League. With mindcripple Mark McGhee as their manager, this season has seen them hilariously struggle to even finish in the top 6. So much for the third team in Scottish football...Hopefully this season will see justice done, with both the fans and McGhee's delusions of grandeur brutally destroyed by finishing bottom of the SPL. Let's face it, if your team's season has been as shite as mine has, it's the little things like this that cheer you up"I must admit, I had a wee bit of a chuckle at this.We really don't think we have a God given right to finish high in the league. Personally I just feel that if we have bigger crowds, bigger budgets and are paying bigger wages, then those players should be preforming better than teams that aren't doing these things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 "Aberdeen fans suffer from that same affliction Newcastle do by thinking that they have some god-given right to finish high in the League. With mindcripple Mark McGhee as their manager, this season has seen them hilariously struggle to even finish in the top 6. So much for the third team in Scottish football...Hopefully this season will see justice done, with both the fans and McGhee's delusions of grandeur brutally destroyed by finishing bottom of the SPL. Let's face it, if your team's season has been as shite as mine has, it's the little things like this that cheer you up"I must admit, I had a wee bit of a chuckle at this.I read that as micronipple. That would have been funnier.Where do this person's allegiances lie, out of interest? (restricted browsing access at work) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 We really don't think we have a God given right to finish high in the league. Personally I just feel that if we have bigger crowds, bigger budgets and are paying bigger wages, then those players should be preforming better than teams that aren't doing these things.So realistically, Aberdeen should be finishing 5th in the league every season then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Pardew is going to get raped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 by Mike Ashley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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