Soda Jerk Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 What if it's Diabetes? Then you're all going to hell. Fuck y'all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 At least I'll be eating sugar in hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 At least I'll be eating sugar in hell.Hell only has Splenda.xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 Hell only has Splenda.xx 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cool Thinker Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 Why do my threads get deleted but a thread about a plastic bag gets to stay ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 Cool thought.EDIT: NO NO NO NO NO no. Wait! COOL QUESTION. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 Why do my threads get deleted but a thread about a plastic bag gets to stay ?You might be wondering: Why hasn't this been answered? The answer to that question is that you didn't post it in bold. Un-cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 I'm sure if Spoonie made 9 or 10 back to back threads about carrier bags, he might start getting them deleted. I think we all got a bit bored of being informed of certain Aberdeen branches of nationwide chains being closed down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 This one is These ones are mainly aimed at Stroopy, but I'd like others to chip in.I know you do charity gig. Have you every done one for a pretty much unknown charity? How hard was it? What troubles did you find? Did you get a turn out regardless? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 What plastic bag thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted July 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 What plastic bag thread?This one. Awesome. I'm just about to move it to the front page.http://www.aberdeen-music.com/threads/bruce-millers-bag.52890 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 Anyone got any memories of plastic bags? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 I remember I once had a plastic bag and I took it to asda and put things in it then it burst because I put too much in but I never got to tell it i love it 5ever because that's more than 4ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 I think it's fair to say that I could post as many threads as I wanted about the same old crap and people would lap them up, because I'm awesome. You're not awesome, Cool Thinker. You're rubbish.I'd have added that post to the Bruce Millers thread, but since it became a brawl between someone who worked there and was in love with his boss and someone who didn't work there and thought the manager was a cock, it got closed. So gay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 I want a buritto. What's the story with this buritto dude on George St? Is it a takeaway van or a shop or what? Anyone know the opening hours and is it a short jaunt from Cap'n Tom's?xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 it's a stand outside john lewis. open until 6 most days i think but he sometimes runs out of chilli. should only take about 5 minutes from capn toms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 It's more like a cart. Like the hotdog carts in GTA IV that would restore your health. Made me feel like I was in GTA. Definitely worth £3. And it gave me the urge to go bowling with my cousin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 Nice. On it like stink on shit.xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 Is massage on a night out a thing now?The Balotelli picture in the footy thread reminded me that the last time I was out in town a couple of girls set up in Bar Society (was there for a work do) offering massages to people. So of course we forced the guy who was leaving to get one. Which wasn't nearly as amusing as it should have been really.But is this common place? I don't get out much these days so assumed it was a strange one off but now that pic has appeared of Balotelli getting a rub down whil on the lash I'm not so sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Is massage on a night out a thing now?The Balotelli picture in the footy thread reminded me that the last time I was out in town a couple of girls set up in Bar Society (was there for a work do) offering massages to people. So of course we forced the guy who was leaving to get one. Which wasn't nearly as amusing as it should have been really.But is this common place? I don't get out much these days so assumed it was a strange one off but now that pic has appeared of Balotelli getting a rub down whil on the lash I'm not so sure.Does this story have a happy ending? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Is massage on a night out a thing now?The Balotelli picture in the footy thread reminded me that the last time I was out in town a couple of girls set up in Bar Society (was there for a work do) offering massages to people. So of course we forced the guy who was leaving to get one. Which wasn't nearly as amusing as it should have been really.But is this common place? I don't get out much these days so assumed it was a strange one off but now that pic has appeared of Balotelli getting a rub down whil on the lash I'm not so sure.They had places for it setup in Alexandra Palace for I'll Be Your Mirror. Kinda weird seeing someone getting assuage while Sleep, Slayer or The Melvin's were playing. I know that's not the same thing but thought I'd say it anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 That sounds awesome! Hard day at the office, go for a few pints (as long as Jake allows it!), end up in a club, then you come across a massage table and because the drinks just weren't enough... Ultimate relaxation.I don't like the sound of this. What happens when these ne'erdowells start getting massages in the vicinity of a school, before 10am?Can't they just wait until their day off to get a massage? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 I think massages at a club are recipe for disaster. You're going to get someone (me) who's gonna whip their cock (schlong) out and ask for (force) a happy ending regardless of how the masseur felt (she'd farkin' lav it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 I highly doubt they are all trained masseuses. Could do more harm than good hamming their knuckles into ladz' shoulders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 I think massages at a club are recipe for disaster. You're going to get someone (me) who's gonna whip their cock (schlong) out and ask for (force) a happy ending regardless of how the masseur felt (she'd farkin' lav it)If you would do that sober, I hate to think what you'd do if you were drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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