Paranoid Android Posted February 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Whatever you do I'd miss the cheese from a pizza.an egg on a pizza does make it ace though. A fried egg on top improves pretty much any food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Versatile Bacon.More versatile Baconxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 It's got to be said Christmas would very quickly turn into the most depressing day of the year...My self-righteous teenage attempt at vegetarianism coincided with Christmas one year and it was alright. My Mum did a blindingly good homemade nut roast and I could still have as many sprouts as I wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Sprout lovers, one section of society I will never understand.No one's answering the rapey friend question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 No one's answering the rapey friend question I did.Am I not fucking good enough for your wierd rapey question game, eh?xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 You haven't even got your first star yet. You're not good enough for anything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 What would you rather? Arrive home from work to find your girlfriend (or boyfriend or whatever) being sexually assaulted* by your best friend or arrive home and find her being double ended by your two best friends and she is really enjoying it. *I'll let you decide exactly what this means but afterwards you don't want to see the best friend ever again and your girlfriend is very upset by the experience.Option 1 for me. I think Option 2 means you lose any love and respect you had for your friends and spouse. Option 1 means you just lose 1 friend, probably. Unless you're the easily forgiving type and let them off with a simple "Don't bang her against her will again. Naughty!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 I love sprouts when doused in gravy too. That goes for just about all veg. Veg needs gravy. Maybe it's because I don't actually like veg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 You haven't even got your first star yet. You're not good enough for anything!FUCKYOUU!!!!!!111!!1!!!!11112111xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 No one's answering the rapey friend question I don't have a girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Option 1 for me. I think Option 2 means you lose any love and respect you had for your friends and spouse. Option 1 means you just lose 1 friend, probably. Unless you're the easily forgiving type and let them off with a simple "Don't bang her against her will again. Naughty!"I see your point, but still you're picking 1 person getting attacked over 3 people having a good old time.Selfish cunt. (this board needs an angry smilie that isn't as angry looking as the one's available, more mock angry) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 It's definitely selfish. The three people having a good time would be at my expense alone. Not having that. Unless an incentive of Option 2 would be to be able to massacre the three of them with no legal repercussions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 No can't do that.However I throw in a free top of the range HD camera so you can make a good video to wank to afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Still Option 1. Looking out for number 1. Not even caring that the missis has to take a good slapping around in the process. This is all about me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 What would you rather? Arrive home from work to find your girlfriend (or boyfriend or whatever) being sexually assaulted* by your best friend or arrive home and find her being double ended by your two best friends and she is really enjoying it. *I'll let you decide exactly what this means but afterwards you don't want to see the best friend ever again and your girlfriend is very upset by the experience.Option 2 easily. I would rather she cheat on me than be sexually assaulted. I wouldn't wish that on anyone, even hypothetically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 My missis is well hard. She wouldn't even stand for a slapping about. Option 1 actually morphs into seeing my best friend having his attempts reversed and getting the piss kicked out of him. Option 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Depends how serious the 'assault' is tbf. I assume we're all best mates with David Goodwillie in this situation?Allegedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 SUCCESS!Pretty much the dream reaction to one of these questions.Every time I see a response like "Option x, easily" my heart sinks[edit] that was aimed at J W's post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Well, it was 'easy' for me. Even attempted sexual assault can leave psychological scars, so no matter what degree of assault I wouldn't wish it on my girlfriend even if emotionally it might be easier on me than walking in on her being double teamed by my best friends. Neither option is ideal, but I know exactly which one I'd rather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 I fucking hate you for putting those ideas in my head. Sick bastard.Nah, think I still win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 What if my two best friends in Option 2 were attractive women?That's a situation I could deal with as it would quite clearly be crying out for a tiny penis. 8-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Does the friend who rapes your Mrs have a girlfriend/sister/mum/daughter who is hot enough to justify a revenge rape?xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 I'll need pics to confirm that these attractive friends of yours really exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 What if my two best friends in Option 2 were attractive women?That's a situation I could deal with as it would quite clearly be crying out for a tiny penis. 8-)Loopholes, gotta love 'em.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Does the friend who rapes your Mrs have a girlfriend/sister/mum/daughter who is hot enough to justify a revenge rape?xxI never said it had to go far as rape.I just mean a slap on the arse.You sick bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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