Paranoid Android Posted February 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Considering using a friend's question tomorrow rather than using my own. It's an all time classic. Start the hype![edit]just seen that this thread has got it's first rep and it was negative my baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dopethrone Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 What would you rather? It transpires for the rest of your life, you have to have sex with guys/a guy. You can either opt for having a vagina that replaces your penis/balls or you can keep the penis but only get fucked up the arse.In both cases, you dont enjoy the sex because you are a heterosexual. Also in the vagina instance you are still a male, you just dont have a wang.Females gain a penis and can only fuck girls, or be fucked in the bum by a girl. Do not enjoy the sex as you are hetero.QUESTION DOES NOT APPLY TO KARMATSUNAMI LOLOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 So if I take the vagina I wont enjoy the sex but would I enjoy giving myself a good fingering?I wouldn't mind having a vag and masturbating all the time. The girls on the internet seem to really enjoy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Multigasms too, must be a bonus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 I'm not sure I really understand the question, so I'm going to go out on a limb here and not think of the consequences. I'll have a fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Having a vag would be ace, like having an extra pocket for really important stuff.Putting your hand in this pocket would feel awesome, I imagine.Well, perhaps not your whole hand, wouldn't want to be known to have a slack fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Here's one that appears straight forward [if it's been done, sue me].What would you rather: piss your pants or shit your pants? In both instances people can tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 surely everyone would pick piss? Shit is just much worse.I think the piss option needs something extra to balance the choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Well, perhaps not your whole hand, wouldn't want to be known to have a slack fanny.Being able to get your whole hand in is not generally indicative of a slack fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 You can remove your shitty undergarments, piss gets everywhere. Trousers, chair, floor.For me, shitting oneself is the preferable option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 This is ridiculous. Women don't enjoy sex!!! You guys are doing it wrong. Oh you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 hmm, I guess it depends on the situation. If I could very quickly get somewhere to change said shitty pants perhaps that could be a better choice. Maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 I eat alot of fibre and carbs. My stool is mostly bulky. The kind that feel like you don't need to wipe afterwards (but you do anyway, obviously). I'd be fine with having that in my pants, than piss soaking my trousers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 This seems dependent on your choice of undergarments. I favour loose boxers so I would go with piss. I could probably aim it down my leg and get away with, it. Shit is a major issue if you aren't rocking huggy briefs or trunks, I'm told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 If your poop was solid enough, it may just roll out your loose boxers, along the floor and under a workmates chair. Piss is still likely to stain jeans/trousers no matter how careful your aim is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 No way you can eject the poop without the smell lingering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 True dat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Going to bed now but when I wake up I'm going to post a memorable question.Look at me I'm like the beeb hyping up an episode of Eastenders, saying it'll be the tv event of the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 This looks like my kinda thread....Can I wear water proof trousers and just let it run down the inside leg and onto the floor? I'd choose piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Going to bed now but when I wake up I'm going to post a memorable question.Look at me I'm like the beeb hyping up an episode of Eastenders, saying it'll be the tv event of the year.There's no way you can live up to this kind of hype now. This is going to be even more of a let down than that "Inter might maybe try and buy Gareth Bale in the summer" story was last month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 There's no way you can live up to this kind of hype now. This is going to be even more of a let down than that "Inter might maybe try and buy Gareth Bale in the summer" story was last month.He said that "when I [he] wake [wakes] up I'm [he is] going to post a memorable question".I trust he is not still ASLEEP at 9.55am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Isn' the in Barcelona? Making it the back of 11 that his lazy ass is still in bed at?xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Hey you fuckers, I was up until 3 (ended up watching an episode of Jonathan Creek after saying I was going to bed) give me a break!Right for honesty's sake I should say again this question isn't mine, it was first asked by a friend of mine, a real what would you rather great.This one is aimed at anyone who really cares for their family, hopefully there'll be one of these nice people around here.What would you rather?Never have any contact with any of your family ever again, close and extended family. You can't ever see them, talk to them by phone, write emails or anything. You will have absolutely no more knowledge of them from this point on for the rest of your life.orEvery time you and your father are in the same place when you first see him you have to run over to him throw yourself at his feet and start scrambling at his belt and trousers trying to get his cock out as if you want to give him a blow job. Once he has been able to fight you off you must shout out "But I thought it was what you wanted!" And then you can carry on as normal until the next time you meet each other and it must all happen again. You can never tell anyone why you are doing this. While scrambling at his belt buckle you are 100% convincing. In this scenario your dad is always strong enough to fight you off at this moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 When you say "no more knowledge" does that mean I'll forget they existed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 No I meant from that point on, you'll not only not have contact with them but you'll never be able to find out in any way what is happening in their lives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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