Stroopy121 Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Hey you fuckers, I was up until 3 (ended up watching an episode of Jonathan Creek after saying I was going to bed) give me a break!Right for honesty's sake I should say again this question isn't mine, it was first asked by a friend of mine, a real what would you rather great.This one is aimed at anyone who really cares for their family, hopefully there'll be one of these nice people around here.What would you rather?Never have any contact with any of your family ever again, close and extended family. You can't ever see them, talk to them by phone, write emails or anything. You will have absolutely no more knowledge of them from this point on for the rest of your life.orEvery time you and your father are in the same place when you first see him you have to run over to him throw yourself at his feet and start scrambling at his belt and trousers trying to get his cock out as if you want to give him a blow job. Once he has been able to fight you off you must shout out "But I thought it was what you wanted!" And then you can carry on as normal until the next time you meet each other and it must all happen again. You can never tell anyone why you are doing this. While scrambling at his belt buckle you are 100% convincing. In this scenario your dad is always strong enough to fight you off at this moment.Does 'family' in option 1 include spouse and kids?Either way, I'd probably take option 2 and just never see my old man again. Send him the odd email or talk to him on the phone maybe. Mainly because the last time I tried to suck him off he let me.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Yes it includes spouse and kids.How would you explain to the rest of your family that you are avoiding your dad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Option 1.Don't have a very close family and I don't think my Dad gets laid all that often. He might have a "temporary lapse in strength" one time too many. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 How would you explain to the rest of your family that you are avoiding your dad?Either way, I'd probably take option 2 and just never see my old man again. Send him the odd email or talk to him on the phone maybe. Mainly because the last time I tried to suck him off he let me.xx...xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Yes it includes spouse and kids.How would you explain to the rest of your family that you are avoiding your dad?I would say that he had recently gotten into hypnosis and since his last seminar was making me do unexplainable things.Option 1.Don't have a very close family and I don't think my Dad gets laid all that often. He might have a "temporary lapse in strength" one time too many.Especially once he gets really old and frail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 If you say that you'd be ostracising your Dad from your whole family. Not very nice, is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Especially once he gets really old and frail.Yeah I was thinking this too, once alzheimer's kicks in he might start to want it!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 If you say that you'd be ostracising your Dad from your whole family. Not very nice, is it?Actually, thinking about this - if you were to throw yourself at your old man and try to suck him off then you'd get yourself ostracised from your family in no time flat, so it's either never see my old man or never see any of my family anyway..xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Well you wouldn't have the best of times with them, they'd probably try and make you see a shrink or something but at least you'd get to see them a little. And in the rules of this question your old man is always able to fight you off, no matter how old and frail he gets the thought of his todger in your mouth repulses him enough to give him just enough strength to push you to the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Well you wouldn't have the best of times with them, they'd probably try and make you see a shrink or something but at least you'd get to see them a little. And in the rules of this question your old man is always able to fight you off, no matter how old and frail he gets the thought of his todger in your mouth repulses him enough to give him just enough strength to push you to the ground.See now you're adding the humiliation of being beaten to the ground by an elderly man...xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Can it only happen once a day or every new time you see him? If the former I would always dress as up as a prostitute and meet him outdoors. Then I look like a desperate hooker looking to get a cock in me before he fights me off and I run into the bushes to change into the son he knows and loves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Oh as you sit there on your knees, tears rolling down your cheeks shouting "I thought it was what you wanted", you definitely are the most humiliated man in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Plus if you're horny enough, you're gonna stick your dick in any willing receptacle, up to and including your offsprings mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Actually, my last post is dangerous as he is (I hope) more likely to be swayed by putting his cock in a whore's mouth than mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Plus if you're horny enough, you're gonna stick your dick in any willing receptacle, up to and including your offsprings mouth.Not in my question god dammit you burrito! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Questions have been picked apart for loopholes from the start, you're not above such critique yet roidy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Loopholes are ok, but the format relies upon certain truths having to be accepted if set out in parameters of the question. And in this question your dad definitely does not welcome the turn of events because he has always secretly had a hunger for your dick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 There's no way you can live up to this kind of hype now. This is going to be even more of a let down than that "Inter might maybe try and buy Gareth Bale in the summer" story was last month.Awaiting Wooshino's review. Fearing the critical backlash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Jesus Christ. That is a stumper. My family are all really close, so either of those options would be really shit. Cutting yourself off from the family completely; do they care? Like, are they desperately trying to find out about you and think that you're dead, or..man I guess it's a case of which scenario my family would handle better. I'm choosing Scenario 1. That was not easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Can I suck off your dad every time I see him instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 I could live with option 1 i reckon, it would my life a hell of a lot easier but not necessarily better. How do my family take it though? Is it as if i was never there? do i have to run away to escape this fate? do they think i've died, etc.Maybe they'll always know, and your Dad will be all like "I can't believe we don't get so see our son anymore, just because he won't try and suck me off. I HAVE NO SON!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 They will think you've disappeared. And they will miss you. If you live close to your family you have to move away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 They will think you've disappeared. And they will miss you. If you live close to your family you have to move away.Do I get to move somewhere nicer than aberfuckingdeen?You may have just sold me!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Also it has nothing to do with this thread but I wanted to share that a clown just gave me a flyer to a newly opened fruit and veg shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Do I get to move somewhere nicer than aberfuckingdeen?You may have just sold me!xxYou can move to anyone of these places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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