Paranoid Android Posted February 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 What would you rather?Meet someone fall in love and spend five years together. As in love as you can possibly imagine. Such a beautiful love songs will be written about it and x factor winners will cover these songs and take them to christmas number 1. But after these five years the person dies and you never have a relationship with anyone ever again. Or you can have as many relationships as you like but you will never love any of them and each one wont last that long as yo'll get bored quite quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Probably number 1. Better to have loved and lost to have never have loved at all eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Quite true, I'd rather have those five years than a string of meaningless relationships. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 and you never have a relationship with anyone ever again. We can have sex with prostitutes and goats and stuff though yeah? If I can't fuck goats I might change my answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Yeah you can fuck all the prozzie goats you like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 option 2.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Option 1 for sure. Sex is great, but if it's meaningless then you may as well have a wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Would either/both of you know that your partner was going to die in 5 years?Towards the end would it feel like a countdown...? Is it a case of her dying from a long standing illness? Or would you be completely unaware that her days are numbered and she gets hit by a bus one day?xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 No you wouldn't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 One for football fansWhat would you rather?The team you support gets relegated this season (by a points deduction if you support a team who isn't shit enough to get relegated) or for a year you have to wear the shirt of your biggest rivals every day.You can't tell people why you are wearing the shirt. For the purpose of the question assume that your work would have no problem with you wearing a football shirt.I missed this one so I'm bringing it back.If, in 1996/97, you'd told me that Middlesbrough would stay up if I wore a Newcastle/Sunderland shirt for the year instead of being relegated thanks to a 3 point deduction I'd have done it. Then Juninho wouldn't have been so sad on the last day of the season, crying inconsolably in the centre circle after the match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Juninho! I loved the little guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Juninho! I loved the little guy.Me too, as the whole nickname thing might suggest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 I always thought you were actually Brazilian! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Perhaps his pubes are? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 What if you're a fickle armchair supporter and support more than one team, like me? A Sheffield United shirt and Liverpool shorts? I'd feel like a twat. Then again, if Wednesday and United got relegated, they'd probably both go bust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Do you support Man U as much as Wednesday? I always thought you followed United so you had some interest in "real" football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Do you support Man U as much as Wednesday? I always thought you followed United so you had some interest in "real" football.Since relocating up here I probably follow United more, since they are on telly every week. Wednesday get minimal coverage so I watch the goals-only highlights on the Football League show, unless they got hammered. I have more emotional connection to Wednesday, but I just can't get to games realistically. I also don't know if I'd still want to pay 25 for that level of football, even if I lived nearby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 What would you rather?Smell like you haven't washed yourself or your clothes for 3 months but you feel clean or feel like you haven't washed yourself or your clothes for 3 months but smell fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 What would you rather?Smell like you haven't washed yourself or your clothes for 3 months but you feel clean or feel like you haven't washed yourself or your clothes for 3 months but smell fine.In option 2, if I itch my balls and sniff my fingers it smells ok? I'd have option 2 I think... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Option 1, I really don't think I could go about feeling grimy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Don't care if anyone thinks I'm smelly. As long as I feel tops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Two days with no what would you rather questions The internet in my flat has been fucked since tuesday afternoon. Taking advantage of the wifi in a cafe just now.What would you rather?Every 20 minutes you feel a pain as if someone has just elbowed you in back or once every 24 hours you feel as if you've just been stabbed with a large knife in the stomach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 How long does the knife pain last? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 can you pick the time of day you feel the knife pain?is it the same time each day or is it random?xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Hmm, knife pain is not exactly the same time every day. You just get the initial pain, let's say 15 seconds. The elbow in the back is about 5 seconds each time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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