Soda Jerk Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Drinking on your own is right good. Defnitely a cool look. Means you don't give a fuck about nobody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Drinking on your own is right good. Defnitely a cool look. Means you don't give a fuck about nobody.Well, not if you are a tramp sitting in a puddle of yr own pish. Add a mate and the cool factor will probably go up a little bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Trying to look cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Definitely up with the drinking on your own is cool thing.Twenty minutes to kill? Pint + paper/book. Easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Definitely up with the drinking on your own is cool thing.Twenty minutes to kill? Pint + paper/book. Easy.I used to do this regularly when I was putting on gigs. I always landed with time to fill in - I've sat at the bar in Five watching the telly by myself loads of times. Same in Drummonds during soundchecks etc.I'm cool as fuck, so it must be cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 + paper/book. Easy.Nah mate. Us real cool folk don't need such distractions. We just stare into our own souls while drinking alone. Perhaps the occasional nod to a young broad in a cocktail dress but apart from that its all deep introspection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Perhaps the occasional nod to a young broad in a cocktail dress but apart from that its all deep introspection.After you fuck her in the toilets. Amirite?xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 After you fuck her in the toilets. Amirite?xxThat's not cool. Everyone knows that it's much cooler to simply make eye contact. You know she wants you to fuck her in the toilets, but choosing to not fuck her in the toilets is much cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 That's not cool. Everyone knows that it's much cooler to simply make eye contact. You know she wants you to fuck her in the toilets, but choosing to not fuck her in the toilets is much cooler.Really?Was James Bond cool because he didn't fuck the woman? Did he just sit there staring into his Martini smug in the knowledge that he could be having his dong flogged by some tart?I think not.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Really?Was James Bond cool because he didn't fuck the woman? Did he just sit there staring into his Martini smug in the knowledge that he could be having his dong flogged by some tart?I think not.xxYou are kidding, right?Tell me you didn't understand my post... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 I just wanted to use the phrase 'having his dong flogged', if I'm honest.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 I used to do this regularly when I was putting on gigs. I always landed with time to fill in - I've sat at the bar in Five watching the telly by myself loads of times. Same in Drummonds during soundchecks etc.I'm cool as fuck, so it must be cool.Too right. I used to sit on the pub on my todd watching football most weekends before I had Sky and/or internet streaming capabilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Having an itchy buttcrack and trying to slyly scratch it without using your hands. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Having a hair fall down the back of your trousers, which tickles like fuck, and trying to remove it. It looks like you're trying to scratch your arse.Having one go down your cleavage is a pain in the arse too, folk think you're groping yourself when you're trying to find it.Having long hair has it's downsides, I'd have short hair if it didn't make me look like a 12 year old tomboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 As soon as i can grow a more consistent beard, i will be shaving every hair on my head the same length. I bet that won't look cool. But it will look better then than it would if i shaved my hair off now. Fucking hate hair.Everyone moans when I wear my hair up, as it's hardly ever left down and I supposedly look a lot prettier with it down, but when the fucking stuff ends up everywhere my options are either shave it or keep it out of the way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Everyone moans when I wear my hair up, as it's hardly ever left down and I supposedly look a lot prettier with it down, but when the fucking stuff ends up everywhere my options are either shave it or keep it out of the way!Personally, I think the 'grope your tits in public' option is a winner.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Personally, I think the 'grope your tits in public' option is a winner.xxYes I like this look on girls. Definitely wearing your hair down opens a pandora's box of sexy possibilities. Groping your own arse and or tits is, as Stroopy said, a winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Thread got weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Thread got weird.Nothing's weird about admiring a woman groping herself.You can never look cool laughing with something in your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Nothing's weird about admiring a woman groping herself.You can never look cool laughing with something in your mouth.Yeah but it's not an intentional "try to look sexy" grope, it's a "rummage to find the bastard that is tickling me" which doesn't look very nice, and there is no subtle way to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Dustbuster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Yeah but it's not an intentional "try to look sexy" grope, it's a "rummage to find the bastard that is tickling me" which doesn't look very nice, and there is no subtle way to do it.And? This doesn't mean it's not great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Waddling between cubicles with your trousers down because you ran out of toilet roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Waddling between cubicles with your trousers down because you ran out of toilet roll.Fuck that. Keggs off, over the shoulder and march to the next cubicle with your head held high.Cool as a fucking cucumber.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Eating a Mcdonalds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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