waltz Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 I actually shat myself in The Queen Vic on Saturday night. It was just a little tiny bit, but still pretty significant. I was awful drunk.Seriously though, I often soil myself.Well.You're getting old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 I actually shat myself in The Queen Vic on Saturday night. It was just a little tiny bit, but still pretty significant. I was awful drunk.Seriously though, I often soil myself.Post of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 I actually shat myself in The Queen Vic on Saturday night. It was just a little tiny bit, but still pretty significant. I was awful drunk.Seriously though, I often soil myself.Was it a shart or just that your ringpiece is more 50p than 20p these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 What's air-rage?Fuck off to the Quick Questions thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 Like "road-rage" but on a plane (i.e. "in the air"). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 Like "road-rage" but on a plane (i.e. "in the air").You too Poindexter with all your answers and everything. Dick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 Why do people think Daft Punk are “genius”? The fact that this is your point of reference for club culture makes u sound about 80 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fatboy Posted January 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 Skrillex works at the tunnels! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 The fact that this is your point of reference for club culture makes u sound about 80I know about Rockness. Na, that was kind of what I was going for: trying to sound old. I am very out of touch with that sort of scene though. Anything dj/electronic based... I just can't appreciate it at all I'm afraid. I'm not like a "Dire Straights are the best band in the world/what is all this poncey nonsense/music is all about rocking a blues riff/you can't make music with a machine" sort of douche-bag or anything. I can't stand Dire Straights as a matter of fact. Was it a shart or just that your ringpiece is more 50p than 20p these days?I guess it was a shart, in that I was trying to fart but poo came out. It was pretty legit though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 a legit shart is ok theni think most blokes in even their mid twenties have a shart story though, i know i do. a guy at work has an unsettlingly large amount however, makes me want to spend less time with him socially...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 Don't think I've ever sharted. I do have a couple of shameful pee stories (one extremely shameful) but they will not be shared at this moment in time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl anachronism Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 I used to have to really, really try to stop myself from going out almost every single night, every week. I never got hangovers so I could quite easily go straight out from uni, get home around 5 am and be bright as a button for four lectures starting at 9, and then three hours of labs in the afternoon, and then repeat.Now I take about three days to psyche myself up and get in the mood for a proper night out, and as much as i still enjoy a good dance, I essentially have to completely write off the following day if I make it past my fourth drink or so (if I haven't succumbed to hiccups by that point). I much prefer a quiet one in the Prince or the Machar and a good moan about something/everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 I could never ever do the whole go out, have 3 or 4 hours sleep and the get up and go to uni/ work thing. I'm just not capable of it. I need my sleep. The couple of times I tried I felt so awful I knew not to bother again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl anachronism Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 Same, I only ever go out if I have two or more consecutive days off afterwards. If I only have one, I just get annoyed at myself for not being able to get out of bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 I definitely prefer the two day recovery period but I'm okay with one, especially as I have a very late start on Mondays. The last two weekends I have had a big night on the friday and then drunk quite a bit more on the saturday but during the day and over a long period and got to bed at a time I normally would during the week. Both Sundays I've felt great which has led to much more pleasurable Mondays.The Saturday nights which don't end until 7/8 am or later are the killers. I'll feel the effect of that for a few days afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 I sharted when I was little once. It was snowing outside and I was freezing. I wasn't feeling very well. I let go a ripper and I felt really warm. It felt nice. I didn't put two and two together until I got home and realised what I had done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 I could never ever do the whole go out, have 3 or 4 hours sleep and the get up and go to uni/ work thing. I'm just not capable of it. I need my sleep. The couple of times I tried I felt so awful I knew not to bother again.I used to be able to, home at 3, up at 8, no problems. Couldn't even think about it these days. I need my sleep too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 I sharted when I was little once. It was snowing outside and I was freezing. I wasn't feeling very well. I let go a ripper and I felt really warm. It felt nice. I didn't put two and two together until I got home and realised what I had done....and from that day on Jake's life was never the same again. The era of poo had begun. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Lets try and not turn this into another thread about bowel movements please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 that's probably a good idea.Back on track. Talking to people who can't really remember the internet not existing makes me feel a little old. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Someone mentioned poo. Shut it down!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 A lot of this feeling old too early is probably to do with being unhealthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 The way my knees feel the day after I've played football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 I was having a think about the internet thing last night. I remember when my family got our first computer. I was in primary 6 or 7 at the time and it came with Encarta 95 which had just come out. I fucking loved Encarta. Then when I was in 2nd or 3rd year at Portlethen we got the good old 56k modem and I was introduced to the delights of the AOL chatrooms and hour long single song downloads. So people who genuinely can't remember a time before the internet just make me feel old. I don't think I should have to feel as old as that at 26. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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