Soda Jerk Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 (edited) "Overated, selfish, lazy - and thats being kind He summed up everything that is wrong with football. Oh, and he was rubbish.Football will be a better place without him" The opinion of The Shadow, via the comments section of the BBC website. I just don't care for this at all. Who is he? I want names. Edited May 16, 2013 by Joda Serk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fertuiee Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 Speaking of which. Big Lampsy himself has signed an extension on his contract. 1 year. They should be giving him 3 or 4. No matter how old he gets, he's always going to be the best around at twatting it from 30 yards. Tony Yeboa. It only happened twice. But thats quite enough to surpass everyones efforts ever.....ever.....................................eveerrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 Javier Zanetti's retiring. Things just get worse. Fuck it. I'm retiring from professional football too. Time to let the young guys have their chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ca_gere Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 Bebeto is a good shout I'm not acknowledging Robbie Keane or Gareth Bale's shitty celebrations. Asprilla maybe. Higuita sub goalie? (scorpion kick) Kancheslkis (standing on the ball)Di Canio (standing scissors volley)Panenka (chipped pen) Any more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 Balotelli is on twitter now. Can't see that going wrong in any way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 Shit Gary Neville 'tache for right back. Has a player ever had facial hair named after them, specifically when that facial hair is terrible? Flippo Inzaghi - Offside. Hernandez has become quite well known for that header he made with the back of his nugget Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fertuiee Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 If Neville gets in for a tache. Voller flies in at number 10 for his legendary hair mane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 This guy has been cracking me up on twitter recently. http://sport.uk.msn.com/socialvoices/goalshot-balls-hangs-up-his-cleats "As a rookie, Beckham signed with Manchester Unity who leased him out to Prestown Northsiders until he was good enough at soccer to play in the EPL... Before he left the Unity, Beckham had debuted for the England Soccer Club and he went on to wear those Three Lions on his uniform for lots of soccer ties...Despite winning the EPL Spain world championship, many believed he never really settled there - struggling to adapt to speaking Mexican was real tough for him. " 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 This guy has been cracking me up on twitter recently. http://sport.uk.msn.com/socialvoices/goalshot-balls-hangs-up-his-cleats "As a rookie, Beckham signed with Manchester Unity who leased him out to Prestown Northsiders until he was good enough at soccer to play in the EPL... Before he left the Unity, Beckham had debuted for the England Soccer Club and he went on to wear those Three Lions on his uniform for lots of soccer ties...Despite winning the EPL Spain world championship, many believed he never really settled there - struggling to adapt to speaking Mexican was real tough for him. " Just had a glance at his Twitter. Big LOLs Soccer Guy ?@usasoccerguy22hThe Ben Fica fans are real happy as they kick the soccer ball in with their head... But the denial flag is erected! #nogoalshot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 It's amazing. Sometimes the best ones are when he replies to people getting wound up. e.g. "You know nothing about football.." "You're right but I love soccer!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 Good article about the great D Beck's time at Madrid. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2013/may/16/david-beckham-real-madrid-retires And Ravanelli definitely needs to be in the sqaud of that team. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 And Ravanelli definitely needs to be in the sqaud of that team. I knew there was an obvious one I was missing. This squad seems heavy on attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 I'm struggling to think of any more midfielders or defenders. But let's boost the attack further and put Cantona in there though for his unique approach to dealing with fan abuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 Makele could do worse than having Scholes next to him in midfield, renowned for the Scholes-tackle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delboy1969 Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Christ on a bike, Talksport are hamming up the last day of the prem league season as 'Judgement Sunday' what the fuck? I fail to remember a more duller last set of fixtures, the relegation places have already been sorted Man Poo won the league ages ago and Citeh are comfortably in second. Moyes and Purple Face have already had their home send offs and its old news in any case, so that just leaves that prestigious champions league spots to sort out which is almost done and dusted anyways as all Arsenal have to do is beat an already on their holidays Newcastle to secure qualification. And what the fuck is this reference to a 'judgement' in any case. Fucking media twats do my nut in hamming up the impossible! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Christ on a bike, Talksport are hamming up the last day of the prem league season as 'Judgement Sunday' what the fuck? I fail to remember a more duller last set of fixtures, the relegation places have already been sorted Man Poo won the league ages ago and Citeh are comfortably in second. Moyes and Purple Face have already had their home send offs and its old news in any case, so that just leaves that prestigious champions league spots to sort out which is almost done and dusted anyways as all Arsenal have to do is beat an already on their holidays Newcastle to secure qualification. And what the fuck is this reference to a 'judgement' in any case. Fucking media twats do my nut in hamming up the impossible! I suppose there's at least the faintest possibility of drama. I can only imagine the hyperbole going on on talksport. Imagine if even 4th place was already settled. They'd be as well just finishing a week early. Overall this season was pretty boring in my opinion. Workmanlike from Man Utd, City just bumbled along, Arsenal had a bit of a poopy panty moment but finished well as they always do, Spurs were a bright spot with everyone's favourite manager but didn't exactly set the world alight. Liverpool seem on a fairly even keel... it's all pretty boring. Only highlights really this year were Swansea. The championship was awesome but I hardly saw any of it. Here's my list of things I think the Premier League should do to spice it up next year- Goalline technology (whether it slows the game down or not or takes the romance out of it ... im not bothered, it'll be a talking point)- Install those really deep nets they use in the south american leagues (goals just look better when they travel an extra 10 feet before they bulge the net) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 (edited) Edited May 17, 2013 by Joda Serk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paranoid Android Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Maddest football story of the season has come right at the end. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/may/17/stoke-kenwyne-jones-pigs-head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 I'd agree that this season has been a bit boring, league wise anyway. The fact that none of the top European leagues could provide a decent title fight was very disappointing. A good year for cup competitions though. The FA and League cup were won by sides I think most neutrals liked to see win and it's been a great year for the champions league. The europa was decent too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9boyUj15h0 Look at the size of the net in this video. You could get a game of fives in there! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Great nets. No excuse for not implementing goal line technology now. You could fit a whole camera crew back there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fertuiee Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 What the absolute fuck!!!!!!! http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22575668 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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